me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is


do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

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i HATE when i walk into class late and everyone just turns and stares at me like i killed two people when i obviously killed seven

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i dont mean to be rude and sarcastic it kind of just slips out of me like an unexpected fart i’m sorry

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